Buttons the Bear is working as a gardener for a wealthy old wheelchair bound colonel and begins a torrid yet
dangerous affair with the old fellow’s beautiful young wife.
Dan is unable to get his garden shears back from his neighbour Quigley. Meanwhile, Buttons the Bear is led to
believe that his new lover has a curse.
Dan and the puppets attend a funeral, where Dan discovers that his sexy cousin is a necrophiliac. Meanwhile,
Cuddles gets a job at a hospital in order to boost his self esteem, and Dan brings Lucky the Happy Clown home to
show the puppets an example of how to be a good puppet.
Dan and the puppets are working backstage at a Shakespeare festival. Buttons is a dresser for one of the great
legends of the theatre, Sir Percy Quill, who is playing ‘Macbeth’ – things take an odd turn from there. Meanwhile,
anyone who criticizes Bill’s acting find themselves regretting it.
Cuddles gets brainwashed by the Canadian military to be a killer zombie when triggered by a code word.
Buttons the Bear starts to have a torrid affair with a City Counsellor’s wife, and quickly finds himself in way
over his head with an obsessed woman. Dan devises a unique strategy to get him out of his jam.
Dan sends Cuddles to jail for the weekend as punishment for swearing. Meanwhile, there is a mad testicle thief
out loose in the city, and no one is safe.
Buttons the Bear attempts to marry a wealthy old widow to get ahold of her 25 million dollar fortune. Buttons’
plans get a bit sticky when her angry son shows up and tries to stop the wedding. Bill works as an intern at the
hospital at the same time that people start mysteriously dying.
Rocko needs a new lung — chain smoking has really gotten to him. Bill goes on a game show to raise enough money
to buy a lung for Rocko on the black market.
Dan has decided it’s best if Bill gets a lobotomy. He is simply too dangerous for society. It turns out the
lobotomy doctor and Bill have much more of a shared past than either could have ever expected.
Bill is warned by the police that if he is around anymore ‘mysterious’ deaths the cops may take matters into their
own hands. Bill befriends a nice old couple named the Berkowitz’s in order to stay out of trouble, clear his name
and show he is no threat to anyone. Rocko meanwhile, gets into a running battle with a nasty drug dealer.
Popular kids TV show host, Skipalong Pete, takes one of the puppets away to his island getaway spot for a weekend
of fun and relaxation. Meanwhile, Buttons the Bear gets stuck on Dan’s hand, and he has a big date that night.
The puppets find a suitcase full of money and pretty soon some mobsters come looking for the missing dough. A
black and white homage to classic film noir of the 1940’s.
Cuddles is a hopeless assexual. Dan and the puppets set out to get him laid, which has very unintended
consequences. Meanwhile, Bill reconnects with an old ventriloquist partner Curious Bob, a man he once tried to
Bill the Ventriloquist Dummy hooks up with a sleazy lawyer to sue the family of one his murder victims for
emotional damages. Meanwhile, Cuddles is tired of being picked on so Dan teaches him how to defend himself.
The puppets steal a car from outside a variety store, and head out for a joyride. Also, Buttons the Bear hitches
a ride with an odd couple who mess with his head.
A special black and white episode and an homage to old 1940’s ‘B’ movies. Dan and Cuddles are drawn into a web of
intrigue when Cuddles accidentally acquires a mysterious falcon from some criminals.
Buttons sues his former employer — a peanut butter company — for wrongful dismissal. They dismissed him for
violating his ‘moral turpitude’ clause, and it looks like he might win except that he’s having a hard time keeping
on the straight and narrow. Meanwhile, Rocko has a lucrative mail order business.
Rocko and Buttons meet some siamese twins on a blind date, and find that they like the arrangement. Dan has
problems with his angry newspaper boy.
The puppets find an old TV for a very cheap price — too cheap in fact. They discover the TV has some very scary
secrets to reveal. A mostly black and white homage to the old Twilight Zone TV series.
Ted, an old prison buddy of Rocko’s, pays a visit to the half-way house and tells him and Bill about a diamond he
has kept hidden all these years. Meanwhile Buttons thinks he has lucked out when he meets two lesbians who appear
to want to have sex with him.
Dan holds a séance and Cuddles the Comfort Doll accidentally gets possessed by a powerful demon. Meanwhile Buttons
the bear starts sessions with a sex therapist in an attempt to cure his mad obsession with sex.
Buttons the Bear is afraid of the jealous husband of his current flame. Back at the house Dan shows Cuddles a
magic trick to help him win friends – and Rocko and Bill meet two ‘ladies of the night.’
The puppets think that Dan is dead. They grieve for him at his funeral until they learn that they stand to inherit
a lot of money. There’s only one catch: each puppet has to prove how much he loved Dan. This triggers an intense
contest amongst all of them.
Dan and the puppets are pitted against a rival halfway house full of ridiculously nice puppets. Things come to a
head when Corrections Canada tells Dan that one of the houses must close — theirs or the rival house.
Buttons the Bear attempts the ultimate act of charity by granting a dying woman’s last wish. Meanwhile, Rock tries
to help out an old prison friend, and Bill keeps catching Dan in compromising situations.